Woody Allen’s original name is Allen Stewart Konigsberg and his legal name Heywood Allen. He was born in December 1, 1935 in Brooklyn New York, U.S. He was an American motion-picture director, screenwriter, actor, comedian, playwright, and author. He was best known for his bittersweet comic films containing elements of parody, and the absurd .
He was a television gag writer. But before writing and his first feature film was “What’s New, Pussycat? “. “Take the Money and Run” was his Allen’s directorial debut which was a hilarious parody of crime films and documentaries. Allen’s films are characterized by their neurotic, urban-Jewish shtick and can be dated by the female lead—who is generally his current lover of choice. Allen’s reasons for being in the spotlight was not for his work as a filmmaker, but for his affair with Farrow’s .
But later the shocking headlines , has shocked the world when Farrow accused him of molesting their adopted daughter Dylan.But experts found no evidence to substantiate these allegations. But it trashed Allen’s reputation . After that he married Soon-Yi in December 1997 and the two now have two children together.
Allen used to say that “If you’re an entertainer, your private life is public, that’s what happens. Over the years, I’ve got used to that. Sometimes they write wonderful thing about you and , sometimes they write what a fool you are. That’s part of what it is to be in the public eye.”
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Allen has also won an astounding number of awards, including three Academy Awards and two Golden Globes. His most recent achievement is Golden Globe was for his Midnight in Paris screenplay. He’s also received two Academy Award nominations for Best Original Screenplay and Best Director for his work on the film.
I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of
the boy sitting next to me.
The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.
Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time I don’t have any fun at all.
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.
Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
Having sex is like bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; among 5 it’s fantastic.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
My brain? That’s my second favorite organ.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone you love.
The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
Someone once asked me if my dream was to live on in the hearts of my people, and I said I would like to live on in my apartment.
To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.