Having a good understanding of humor is an essential social tool. A fully kept and executed joke can get you out of the tight corner. It can help you get away from things that most people will not be able to overcome. It makes friends easy. This makes it easy to choose women. And, this is also likely to help you become successful.
However, a bad joke will definitely kill the vibe. So if you are going to be funny, make sure that you are really funny.
Being funny makes you feel more confident. This allows you to feel more confident about yourself and is more certain about your social skills. If you know that you have the ability to laugh at people, then you are more likely to talk to people. Knowing that you can avoid smiling people freely, so that you want to talk and talk to more people.
S0 here we have some Funny quotes .
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. — John Wilmot
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty. — Norm Crosby
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? — Scott Adams
If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. — Anon
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it. — Clarence Darrow
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it. — Cullen Hightower
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. — H. L. Mencken
It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. ― Marilyn Monroe
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.- George Bernard Shaw
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. ― Mae West
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
― Hedy Lamarr
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. ― Mark Twain
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great. ― Golda Meir
I do not know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. ― Charles Dickens
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. ― Rodney Dangerfield
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.” ― Claude Pepper
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. ― Albert Einstein
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. ― Milton Berle
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ― Lana Turner
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
― Joey Adams
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninetyseven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is. ― Ellen DeGeneres
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
― Robert Benchley
I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are. ― Jarod Kintz
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!! ― Bill Watterson